You Know You’re a Dolphin Trainer When…
Being a dolphin trainer is the coolest job in the world. Here are some tell-tale signs that you are a dolphin trainer!
1. You check your cereal bowl for fish scales.
2. You laugh when your friends tell you they had a long day at work.
3. You laugh harder when your friends tell you they can’t get their dog to “sit” on command.
4. You bridge your spouse when he/she brings you a sandwich.
5. You LRS that same spouse when he/she forgets to take out the garbage.
6. You make tan lines look good.
7. Sunscreen takes up a significant part of your monthly budget.
8. You’re surprised you make enough money to warrant making a budget.
9. Jumping in the water with a dolphin wakes you up better than a triple espresso.
10. Your worst day at work is still better than anyone’s best day at work.