You Know You’re a Dolphin Trainer When…

Being a dolphin trainer is the coolest job in the world. Here are some tell-tale signs that you are a dolphin trainer!

1. You check your cereal bowl for fish scales.

2. You laugh when your friends tell you they had a long day at work.

3. You laugh harder when your friends tell you they can’t get their dog to “sit” on command.

4. You bridge your spouse when he/she brings you a sandwich.

5. You LRS that same spouse when he/she forgets to take out the garbage.

6. You make tan lines look good.

7. Sunscreen takes up a significant part of your monthly budget.

8. You’re surprised you make enough money to warrant making a budget.

9. Jumping in the water with a dolphin wakes you up better than a triple espresso.

10. Your worst day at work is still better than anyone’s best day at work.